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If liberal tears prevent rust does that mean that conservative tears cause rust
Brilliant! Is there a Diane Feinstein version?
This is so awesome hahaha
I hear liberal tears are as bad as corrosive ammo.
Nah man, it’s like a big cycle. Preserving our gun rights makes their tears, which in turn preserve our guns.